Kelmi is a cosmic backpacker who appeared out of nowhere in the seventh dimension as the product of Bill Clinton’s choice not to inhale the herb in the second dimension. Coincidence say some, inevitable say others, all we can really say for sure is the odds for the event were/are/will be so slim that some anorectics are thinking about suing god for royalties. The snap of the time line of the labyrinth of chaos was so silent, half the population of Finland went crazy and started to beat rocks together and speak in tongues. At least this is what his grandmother told him on his 7th birthday. Art by Liis Kokk. Mastering by Vähän Kiiru.

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